DEAR ALIEN NANITES,
Do us a favor. When you finally arrive to extinguish all traces of our species from the Earth, please, for the love of God...whatever God, from whatever planet...please, START WITH FUCKING HOLLYWOOD, including Will Smith and his offspring.
THANK YOU ALIEN NANITES.
PS: Scott Derrickson, please do not rape HYPERION or PARADISE LOST like you did this classic film. Those too are beloved things written by people with taste and intelligence, for others with taste and intelligence, i.e. probably not you. Do they pick directors by lottery now? Thanks again.
Verdict: Epic Fail [1/10] (1 point for Keanu, who against all odds, is the only part of this film that did not completely suck... put that in your pipe and smoke it)