As much as I love the first three Tankard full-lengths, and enjoy some of their material since, there can be no doubt that a lot of their a...

The third in a trilogy of absolutely worthless compilations cashing in on the good Tankard name, Hymns for the Drunk is another unjustif...

Tankard , football and alcohol have gone hand in hand in hand for pretty much the band's entire existence, culminated in the original ...

The original Big Teutonic 4 split was a fairly fun idea, so why not tap that well another time? That was Nuclear Blast's thinking as ...

Now here's an example of a split release between numerous thrash metal luminaries which, at least on the surface level, seems rather a...

The Pitch: Dude, two of your favorite German thrash bands have decided to release a split 7" together. It's totally limited, unde...

Tankard has long since hit a benchmark where they could fairly effortlessly equip the nasty brand of alcoholic thrash (which put them on ...

I have a lot of nostalgia for the 80s roster of Noise Records, one of the brightest and best ever assembled, by a staff that had a pretty ...

I've probably lost count now of just how many years I've actually been listening to Tankard ; it's well over a quarter century...

I like my Tankard records as I like my women: very German, and voluptuous to overflowing, two traits shared by their latest inebriated ad...

The time has come for us to grab our liquid lunches and return to the realm of the unending German thrash parade Tankard , as they pump out ...

Chemical Invasion is Tankard 's second album and the tasty vanilla stuffing at the center of their career Oreo cookie. Granted, I may b...

The cover art to Tankard 's whopping 12th full-length album may not be the most flattering, or THE most flattering, unless you're so...

Tankard have generally been pretty stand-up with their fans, releasing a large ratio of full-length studio albums and very little fluff in ...

Tankard have had a pretty strong relationship with their latest label AFM since signing with them for the B-Day album and beyond, and this...

Retrospectively, it's always interesting to examine the career of any long time band and ask yourself when and where, if they had stoppe...

So, I love Tankard . I love Tankard like a man loves a woman (unless he loves another man). Sometimes you want to kiss her, sometimes you w...

As a teenager who got to see many of his 80s metal heroes perform live during their Golden Age period, I have always lamented the fact that ...

My vinyl copy of the Tankard Alien EP is perhaps the greatest gift ever given to me by a college roommate. In this case, the roommate was ...